My Gift to Y'All

Here's my Christmas gift to y'all. It's a sample of the script.

mc “Tiffany, what's the problem?”

t “Ugh. I should have figured this would happen sooner or later. My mom want to meet you and our daughter.”

mc “What's wrong with that?”

t “She'll try to steal you away from me. She stole my cousin Derrick away from me. She stole my sister Brook's boyfriend away too. She's a temptress. ” mc “You have a sister?”

t “Yep. Well, half-sister.”

mc “Hmm...”

t “I don't mind if Brook joins the harem, but you can't let my mom join. She'll give us all STDs. She's a skank to the highest power.”